There’s an old saying: “Life is an adventure or it’s nothing”. I don’t know who said it first. If nobody claims it soon, I’m gonna start telling people I did.

It doesn’t matter who said it. Life. It’s an adventure or it’s nothing. Which is why, after a decades-long career in one profession I’m inexplicably, recklessly, idiotically, plunging headlong into something completely different.

I grew up in Haddonfield, New Jersey. My world revolved around comic books and comedy. Batman. Get Smart. Laugh-In. Mad magazine. You know, the classics.

Professionally, I started out writing and performing comedic songs. Only one thing held me back: my near-total lack of musical talent.

In 1982, while writing for David Letterman, I appeared as a musical guest on the show. You wanna see it? I can’t imagine why. HERE IT IS.

Singer Songwriter

The folk years

Gadfly Records was desperate enough to release a live CD. You can BUY IT HERE.

At SNL, rehearsing with Ringo Starr

At SNL, rehearsing with Ringo Starr

I eventually transitioned to sketch writing. After Letterman, I wrote for Saturday Night Live, Steve Martin, and others. You may remember an Eddie Murphy sketch on SNL called “White Like Me”, which I wrote and directed. HERE IT IS. I also wrote “Japanese Game Show” for Mike Myers and the late great Chris Farley. WATCH IT HERE.

I’ve written a number of films, including I.Q., Sgt. Bilko, and Rat Race. Rat Race was directed by Jerry Zucker and my kids think it’s pretty funny. HERE’S A CLIP.

Then, another transition, to episodic television. Remember “Monk”? I created and produced it. Here’s a CLIP. If you BUY THE BOX SET, I’ll make 12 cents. I’ll split it with you.

 Iraq, 2003. With Al Franken and the USO

Iraq, 2003. With Al Franken and the USO

For the last 20-plus years, I’ve co-hosted a radio show called Seven Second Delay. We call it “stunt radio”. Half of our shows are failures. The other half are utter disasters. HERE’S A LINK to some recent episodes. You’ve been warned.

I’ve been lucky. I’ve gotten to meet and work with people I’ve always admired. I’ve written for the Oscars. I’ve traveled to Iraq and Afghanistan with Al Franken for the USO.

Along the way, I’ve received a smattering of media attention. New Jersey Monthly ran THIS PROFILE OF ME  when they finally ran out of Bruce Springsteen stories.

These days I have a new day job. I’m the creator and showrunner of “The Good Cop” on Netflix. It stars Tony Danza and Josh Groban. It’s the show I was born to write. CHECK IT OUT.

Which brings me- finally- to my groovy little side project, UNCLE ANDY TOYS. Starting a toy and game company may seem like a radical departure for a TV and movie writer, but to me it feels like a natural next step. The toy business is basically show business with dice.

WFMU with my co-host and patsy, Ken Freedman

On WFMU with my co-host and patsy, Ken Freedman

Check out our line of toys and games. Are they a little SUBVERSIVE? Perhaps. Are they a tad IMPOLITE? Yeah. But hey, so are you.

Our current line includes: SHIT HAPPENS, a party game as crude and unpredictable as life itself.. REAL-LIFE TRAVEL BINGO, a travel game for real, dysfunctional families (like yours)… WHO TOOTED?, a board game which combines America’s two favorite pastimes: poker and farting.. and LITTLE DIABLO, a trash-talking doll featuring the voice of Jon Lovitz..

See you in the toy aisle!

Andy Breckman